Some Valentine's Day advice

Guys,

This is true on any day, but especially so today: whatever you do, do NOT be this guy:




I can't stress this enough.  Otherwise, this may follow shortly:




No need to thank me.  I'm a helper, it's what I do.

Have a happy Valentine's Day. 


Note: the musical stylings above are from an Australian group called Tripod.  If you like Flight of the Conchords, you should check them out.